"Look at this," said Karyn, watching the crystal ball. "This guy is reading the instructions."
"That's fine," replied Jon.
"But it's the instructions for the Morphic Adaptation Unit."
"What? Oh, no, when I wished for it it wasn't specific enough and it gave him one with instructions."
"Well," said Karyn, "you know how we used to use loopholes in wishes all the time? Looks like we have someone joining the bandwagon."
Gilbert had long wished he could transform into a hero, but when he read the instructions, the geek in him took over and he knew he could make the device do things that probably weren't intended....
