Back on the couch, Jake and Dave sat, staring at the TV. They were silent for a while, until Dave spoke up. "You know what I wish? I wish I had a girl like Breanne. Not only is she hot and really cool, from what you've said, she's really kinky in bed as well."
For a second, the world went blurry, and when Jake regained sight, Dave was looking at him expectantly.
"So, baby, how do you like it?"
"Like what?" Jake asked, almost gasping at his changed voice. It was now clearly female. Why did it sound like that?
"The ring, baby," Dave said, as if it were obvious.
"What's going on?"
"What's going on is that I love you enough to buy you that ring. Now, come on. Let me feel some of that love." Dave moved in and hugged him. He and Dave were great buddies, and they were not afraid of hugging each other once in a while, but this hug felt different.
Dave released him from the embrace and leaned slightly back. His hand came up to Jake's cheek, brushed away a lock of deeply red hair, and ended resting gently around his neck.
"Jacqueline, I love you," Dave said.
Oh my god, Jake thought as Dave leaned in. The ring! It works. It turned me into a girl! His thoughts were cut short by Dave's lips gently touching his. Immediately disgusted (although it did feel kind of nice), Jake pushed Dave back.
"What's wrong, baby?" Dave asked.