I wish you were single

I wish you were single so that I didn't have to go out alone to pick up chicks."
Just then the phone rang. Dan answered it. It was Breanne.
"I don't think we should see each other anymore. I've been thinking about it and I don't think we work."
Dan looked at the ring on his hand, "Look, we should talk about this later. You're just upset about your birthday. We are good together."
"You always were desperate. Bye Dan. You can get your stuff back on Thursday." She hung up.
"Jesus, Dave am I desperate?" Dan said.
"Oh fuck, Breanne's playing with your mind again? I wish you'd justy forget about her. For Fuck's sake you can do better!"
"Better than what?"
"That's it!"
"Whatever, so are we gonna pick up some girls tonight or what?"