"yeah, I should test it first. I mean, I bought it so I should make sure I wasn't ripped off. And besides, I got that extra feature thing, so it's not like I'm using Breanne's wishes. In fact, I think she'd want me to try it first. Just to make sure it wasn't dangerous."
Jon gapped at him from his shop. What an idiot! God, if Jake was the richest man in the world, and was on the verge of solving world hunger, he could probably talk himself into thinking that the world would want him to kill himself and leave all the money to the deadliest dictator in the world.
Jake made up some lame excuse about having to study and that he didn't want to be bothered. Then he went up into his room and locked the door. Breanne said she'd be over in about an hour, so that gave Jake plenty of time to test this thing out.
He stripped naked and pulled up the thong. It was kind of snug. Then he tried to put on the top. "Damnit, I can hardly ever take these things off, how the hell do girls put them on?" After a while, and with the use of a mirror, he got it tied in the back. He felt a slight shock in his fingers as soon as it was tied.
"OW!" He sucked his finger. "Damn static electricity." He stood in front of the mirror and laughed. "Man, I look like an idiot." He adjusted the bottom piece. "Well, I know one thing: That man lied. This thing is DEFINATELY NOT one-size-fits-all.
Jon chuckled. "Wait a moment... I didn't lie. It'll just take a moment to kick in"
