Confused, Jake followed as Breanne led him down the street to the church. It was only a block away from the apartment building, so within a few minutes they had arrived. Jake glanced around at the congregation... They were all crossdressed! He saw another one of his neighbors, Mrs. Johnston, dressed in a black suit and tie, with no makeup or jewelry, and right next to her sat her husband, wearing a light blue dress and a pearl necklace and earrings.
At the front of the church stood Breanne's friend Ashley, also dressed in a tuxedo, nervously waiting the arrival of her "bride" David. This has gotta be some kinda dream, thought Jake, wondering what to do. He ran awkwardly (it was hard in high heels), looking around for David. He assumed there was a room where he and his bridesmaids would be getting ready.
He opened a door and saw several girls tying their bow ties and combing their hair. "Oh, sorry!" he said, embarrassed. Then he got an idea. He waited till the girls left the room then went in. He searched around till he found what he was looking for. A spare tuxedo. He somehow thought if all this happened because he tried on the dress, that if he put on a tux, things we get reversed back to normal.
He hurriedly put it on, it was a little snug, apparently because it was tailored to fit a girl's body. He checked himself out in the mirror. Looked fairly normal, the ill-fitting suit wouldn't be too noticeable, he didn't think.
He then walked out into the main area of the church. Everyone was still dressed in the wrong clothes. They all looked at Jake as he walked past. He heard various murmurs of, "What is he doing?!" and "Crossdresser!"
He didn't know what to do, and suddenly felt confused and dizzy, but for some reason he was drawn to walking up the aisle and standing next to Ashley, who stood at the altar.
"Glad you could finally make it, Jane" whispered Ashley.
"Jane?" thought Jake. Then he looked down and saw the forms of breasts underneath his tuxedo shirt, and saw the long hair that now flowed down his lapel.
"Oh no!" he whispered, noticing his voice was much higher.
Just then, the opening notes of "Here Comes The Bride" sounded on the organ...
