Jon sat crying on the toilet in the boys' bathroom, trying to ignore that bitch Karyn. What was wrong with her today? Maybe she'd made a wish that had gone wrong. Slowly calming down, he went to the rest of his classes without seeing her, and walked home on a different route.
He walked inside and was immediately accosted by his little brother Mikey. "Mommy! Zoe's being mean!" He ignored the little thrill he got from being called mommy, and replied. "Mom's going to be home soon, I think. Can you hold on until then?" Mikey stared up at him, completely confused. "You're Mommy. Come tell Zoe to leave me alone." He sighed, and walked into the kitchen to see Zoe standing there eating the crackers Mikey had gotten at the store yesterday. "Zoe, give him back his crackers."
Surprisingly, she looked cowed, and handed Mikey the box. "Sorry, Mom." Wondering what had happened, he turned the corner again to go upstairs and was pulled into a hug by Dad, then kissed on the lips. He tried to pull away, but Dad was persistent... it started to feel good, and he kissed back, pulling away from it with a smile. "That's unexpected, Dad."
Dad looked at him with a similar expression to Mikey's. "Dad? Not around the kids, Lauren..." He grinned. "Of course... honey." Jon grinned back, and passed by him, enduring a smack on the ass. He walked into his room, going straight to his dresser to change out of the clothes he'd worn and school... and found only Mom's clothes. Pants, collared shirts, not a skirt or dress or cute top in sight!
Checking Mom and Dad's room next, he found all his clothes, hanging up in her closet. Must have been a prank by Zoe or Mikey. He picked out a pink blouse and a jean skirt, quickly changing into them and walking back downstairs, wondering what was going on.
Jon realized what had happened the moment he hit the bottom step. Someone made a wish to screw this up! He ran upstairs to find his stone, and saw it sitting out in the open on his bed. He picked it up and made a wish to try to fix this problem... "I wish everyone knew I was Jon and Mom was herself."
