"Jon, I become Santa because when I look like him, I also have his powers," Karyn explained.
"Powers? What powers?" Jon asked.
"You know ... being able to squeeze through tight spaces, eating all I want but never gaining any weight, knowing which people have been naughty and who have been nice ... those kinds of powers."
"What exactly do you use all of those things for?" Jon asked.
She looked oddly at him. She was apparently still getting used to the fact that this was all new to Jon, even though it wasn't for her.
"Well ..." she said, beginning to explain.
