The shadow stared at Jon and then proceeded to choose a stone from his purse and put it in the Place of Jon''s stone, the new stone morphed to become just like the wishing stone. The new stone also had a wishing power, but with a twist: it was the redneck stone.
All wishes made with the stone had redneck quality results and the person making the wish would become more redneck with each wish.
Stage One: Person become at easy in rural setting and around farm animals. Any redneck behavior around them wasn''t gross or classless for them.
Stage Two: Person likes rural places, has a hint of redneck accent, and become attracted by rednecks tastes like big weapons, cheap beer and hick clothing.
Stage Three: Person feels at uneasy at too urban settings, has an accent and behaves in a not so overt redneck way.
Stage Four: Person feels uneasy by high tech gadgets, becomes a high school drop-out and loses etiquette and hygiene knowledge.
Stage Five: Person becomes a mountain man, barelly remembering modern urban lifestyle.
The wishes by the redneck stone can''t change the redneck stages back to normal.
In the next day Jon wakes up.