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2. Switched Stones

1. You Are What You Wish

The Redneck Stone

on 2012-01-18 02:12:54

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The shadow stared at Jon and then proceeded to choose a stone from his purse and put it in the Place of Jon''s stone, the new stone morphed to become just like the wishing stone. The new stone also had a wishing power, but with a twist: it was the redneck stone.

All wishes made with the stone had redneck quality results and the person making the wish would become more redneck with each wish.

Stage One: Person become at easy in rural setting and around farm animals. Any redneck behavior around them wasn''t gross or classless for them.

Stage Two: Person likes rural places, has a hint of redneck accent, and become attracted by rednecks tastes like big weapons, cheap beer and hick clothing.

Stage Three: Person feels at uneasy at too urban settings, has an accent and behaves in a not so overt redneck way.

Stage Four: Person feels uneasy by high tech gadgets, becomes a high school drop-out and loses etiquette and hygiene knowledge.

Stage Five: Person becomes a mountain man, barelly remembering modern urban lifestyle.

The wishes by the redneck stone can''t change the redneck stages back to normal.

In the next day Jon wakes up.




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