(Some recycling of A51's prose here.)
Just like before, Jon's wish wasn't granted the way he wanted it to be. Instead, his wish was changed to "I wish you were Asian!"
"Don't you like me?" asked Karyn. "I bleached my hair for you!"
At least Karyn might not be stuck as a blonde forever, thought Jon. Her hair could revert to ... black? He felt weird thinking that. But what if she's stuck as an Asian?
"I even got implants!" Tears streamed from Karyn's new narrower eyes. "I know I'm not your type, but I tried ... Maybe if I got blue contacts?"
"No!" shouted Jon. "This is all wrong! You used to be white! With red hair! Don't you remember?"
