"I wish ..." Jon said, with a smile. "... that Karyn was naked and in my bedroom and desperately wanted to make love to me." Jon had been friends with Karyn since they were in grade school, but more recently, he had developed feelings for her that she obviously didn't have for him. But now, all of that would change ... or so he thought.
The stone glowed, but his wish as not granted the way he wanted, because his wish was changed to ...