"I wish ..." Jon said, with a smile. "... that Karyn was in my bedroom and she desperately wanted to make love to me and she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me." Jon had been friends with Karyn since they were in grade school, but more recently, he had developed feelings for her that she obviously didn't have for him. But now, all of that would change.
The stone glowed and suddenly Karyn appeared in the room, but what happened next wasn't what Jon wished for.
When she walked over to him and grabbed his hands, he fully expected her to get all horny and beg him to have sex with her. But instead, she kissed him briefly and asked if they could get married.
"Huh?"
She smiled. "Maybe we could do it after we graduate. I've already been thinking about ..."
"Wait a minute. Don't you want to have sex?"
"No way, Jon. We shouldn't do that until our honeymoon."
Jon was confused. How come only some of his wish was granted, but not all of it?
"I wish you'd want to fuck right now," he said. But nothing happened (because his previous desire had been granted).
Suddenly, Karyn looked shocked and disgusted. "I can't believe you'd actually make a wish like that! I actually liked you, you pervert!" Then she stormed out of the room, despite that nagging feeling at the back of her mind that nudged her to stay with him.
"Karyn, wait! I think there's something wrong with the stone. It's not granting my wishes." But when he walked out into the hallway, he saw that she was gone.
He slumped. Now what was he going to do? He just pissed off his only best friend and he had a wishing stone that didn't work, so he couldn't fix anything.
He walked back to his room and sat on his bed. Then, not really thinking it would do anything (his last wish didn't work, so ...), he said "I wish ..."
