"I'm not going to do that!" said Janet.
"That's easy for you to say, Janet," replied Karyn. "You need to have childbearing hips anyway. But what about the rest of us? You can't just give every woman big hips and butts just because you find it attractive."
"I refuse to fix it by liking guys instead."
"Oh, by the way," said Karyn. "you didn't put an age limit on that. So I guess your grandmother and every other woman you know, of whatever age, will have big hips and butts you like."
Janet shuddered at the thought. "All right," she said. "You convinced me. But the wish says they're how I always liked them. If I haven't always liked them then the wish shouldn't do anything, right? I wish I haven't liked them always because I won't like them for the next week, and I wish I won't like them for the next week because during the next week I'm attracted only to guys." She felt the sensation coming from her not-visibly-pregnant belly and glanced at Karyn, who seemed to be back to how she was a few minutes ago. But it was hard to tell.
Karyn grinned. "Not nicely done."
"Huh?"
"You could make it the next five seconds instead of the next week."
Janet let out a groan. "What have I done...?"
"We could go on a double date," offered Karyn. "Lots of guys would love to go out with you."
"It just feels so weird," said Janet. "Now I feel like I've got the wrong body and the wrong attraction. Suppose you suddenly started liking girls. Wouldn't you feel that you're reacting to girls all out of character from what you're usually like? That your hormones are betraying you, somehow?"
