Jon awoke to see the morning sun rising behind a great mountain. He realised it was the mountain was his enormous belly, and the previous day's events came flooding back to him.
If he were capable, he would have bolted upright in shock. As it was, he rolled onto his side, causing one of his humongous breasts to shift and fall onto the other with an audible slap, and tried to stand under his own power. He felt his long, floppy dick slide off the bed as he unsteadily rose to his feet.
He saw the girl still asleep on the bed, dozing happily.
He noted she was naked and looked around for the bra. He found it where she left it, but as he held it to his breasts he quickly realised there was no chance in hell it would fit him now, even if he could fasten the damn thing. He felt a dribble of liquid through his fingers and realised he was lactating too!
"Oh, yuck..."
Jon waddled over to the wardrobe for something to wipe his nipples with.
Suddenly he was back behind the alleyway, and Karyn was standing there waiting for him.
"I so do not need to see that, Jon," she gawped, "didn't you pack any clothes?"
"Oh crap," Jon groaned. "I'm back?? I wasn't ready!"
"I can see that," Karyn smirked, "but of course, I can see everything!"
"Very funny," Jon scowled. "For your information, I'd only just woken up."
"I hope you enjoyed yourself," said Karyn, "though whatever it is a fertility goddess fantasises about, I'm not sure I want to know!"
"Oh God... you don't remember do you?"
"Remember what, that you tricked me into wishing you on a fantasy vacation with the wishing bra along for the ride? You can't even use the bra Jon, why'd you take it? And I needed it!"
"It's a long story," Jon sighed, "a really long story."
"Mine first," Karyn replied, "you simply would not believe the week I've had!"
