The cry of a baby embedded itself in Jon's consciousness, awakening him from his sleep. It's Petra, he recognized, and got up to attend to her needs. Smelling the signs that the baby had soiled its diaper, he pointed at it and zapped the diaper into cleanliness. After all, the baby came with wishes, and there was no sense in not using them. Maybe he should ask for the ability to fly or something... instantly cleaning diapers has got to be one of the lamest superpowers in existence.
Then he picked up the baby and held it to his bared chest. The former magic item grasped at Jon's breast.
"I wish I knew how to do this properly," said Jon, and then, he did. He moved the baby in the right position and let it suck.
The clock read 6:58. Jon would have had to get up pretty soon anyway. He slid over to the clock, reached for it, and turned off the alarm.
As he did it his door opened. His younger brother Mikey was peeking in.
"Come on in," said Jon.
"Jon, I'm sorry," said Mikey. "I didn't realize what it would do."
"You mean you're glad you weren't the one giving birth," said Jon.
"Are you really a girl?" asked Mikey.
"Sort of," said Jon. "I mean look at me. Feeding a baby. I need to think of a good wish to change back... if I even can. I don't know if it's possible."
"I want to see her," said Mikey. "I think I'm her uncle. You know, that's a young uncle. When I'm your age, she'll be around my age."
"My inheritance, walking around, making fun of you, and stealing your stuff. And she used to be a fake belly which grants wishes. Come on, you can look at her and touch her. Maybe hold her once she's finished draining me dry."
Mikey nodded. He touched the baby's forehead and said "I wish... that I'll transform as Jon planned... What?"
"I set it up," explained Jon. "If you tried to get a wish that you're not supposed to, you'd make the wish I wanted instead." In front of him was standing a girl, who looked like a somewhat older Mikey. Her belly was bulging. "You're a pregnant girl now, or rather, you're a pregnant girl and a baby. It's like turning you into twins except one's a lot younger and on the inside. It shouldn't last too long; by the time you need to leave the house you should be back to normal. In the meantime, feel free to get dressed, eat, and shower this way."
"You jerk!"
"I hope she doesn't grow up being like you," said Jon.
