Jon pulled his panties up under his skirt, and picked up the stone. Thinking carefully, he said "I wish ..." But before he could finish, Sarah grabbed it from him.
"You mean this stone really is magic?" Sarah asked.
"Yes, now give it back," Jon said. The sooner he could fix all of this, the better.
Sarah looked at her reflection in the bathroom mirror. She was a freak. A Goth girl with a penis. She couldn't get any freakier than that. Then she looked down at the stone in her hand. If it could really grant wishes, she could use it to fix herself.
"Sarah, give it to me," Jon demanded.
"No. I'm gonna fix myself."
"Sarah, you fucking moron. You don't get it. It's ..."
But Sarah went ahead anyway. "I wish ..."