Norm turned and ran down the emptiest hallway he could see. He needed someplace where he could hide until the next class started. He was pretty sure nobody could see him right now, so he ducked into a nearby washroom. He didn't notice that it was the girls' washroom until he was already inside.
Norm slipped into a toilet stall and stood up on the seat so nobody could see his feet if they came in. He waited quietly until the bell rang.
Meanwhile, Jon was hiding in the next stall, barely daring to breathe because there was someone else in the bathroom with him. He wondered if it was Karyn. She was sure taking a long time. Jon didn't know what to do - his white sweatpants were stained with blood at the crotch, and he was holding a wad of toilet paper up to his very foreign genitals to soak up the blood that was still slowly oozing out.
Jon was so quiet that Norm didn't even know he was there. Just after the bell rang, Jon heard a familiar male voice quietly say "Okay, I wish that my clothes weren't a Superman costume. Oh no!"
Jon peeked over the wall of the toilet stall into the next stall. He gasped as he saw Norm, the notorious weirdo and loner, crouched on the toilet seat, wearing what looked like a bow-tie and a men's g-string bikini bottom - he looked like a male stripper or something, except for his scrawny physique.
Norm heard a gasp and looked up in panic, only to see Jon peeking over the stall wall at him. "What the hell?!?" said Norm.
"That's my stone!" said Jon.
"What stone?" said Norm, trying to hide it.
"My wishing stone!" said Jon, as he jumped down to try to get into Norm's stall, "give it back!"
Norm had to think fast. Jon was wearing clothes, right? He remembered that Jon was wearing fruity-looking sweatpants and a kid's tee shirt earlier; since he was suddenly dressed in next to nothing, he figured that was a step up.
Norm stepped out of his stall just as Jon started trying to crawl underneath the door to get into the stall. Norm said "Okay, bro, stand up and I'll give you your stupid stone back. The wishes all seem to backfire anyways."
As Jon was standing up, Norm said "But first, I wish I was wearing your clothes!"
Suddenly, Norm was dressed in the white sweatpants and Pokemon shirt, and Jon was standing completely naked in front of him. The two stood frozen in front of each other for a second, as they both stared at Jon's feminine crotch and the wad of bloody toilet paper in his hand. Jon gathered his wits, and quickly covered himself. Norm said "Holy shit, this thing is dangerous!" and ran out of the bathroom, dropping the stone in the hallway.
Jon started towards the door, and then stopped when he realized that he was now completely naked. What if someone saw him in the hallway? The bathroom door swung shut as Norm ran away, leaving the wishing stone tantalizingly out of Jon's reach...
