Jon laid in his bed thinking at the power he now wielded. It's not everday you get a magical wishing stone. Certaintly, he had heard of magic before, but only through Disney movies and her sister Zoe's attempts at practicing the dark arts. That was just a bunch of chemicals making some awful fumes which his mother yelled at her about. Not magic at all.
"What should I wish for?" thought Jon. "Should I even wish for anything?" The moral ramifications could be problems, but he could do so much good.
Jon thought long and hard and realized what his life was missing. A girlfriend, or just any girl to give him the time of day. He had always had confidence issues and he struggled to start up a conversation. Karyn was really the only girl he knew, but they had been friends every since grade school. He didn't want to screw that up. What did the popular guys have that he didn't have?
"They have their manhood." Jon frowned. It was obvious he never measured up to the other guys in the locker room. He was, at best, 5 inches. He could hear girls always talk about Biff, the quarterback, being a good 8 inches long and how great he was in the sack with Sarah McMillan, his snobby girlfriend.
"If I had a large penis, the other girls would be all over me," Jon said.
Jon grabbed the stone from off of his desk and whispered, "I wish I had a large penis."
Jon waited for a good five minutes staring at his crotch only to realize it wasn't working.
"I wish I had a large penis," Jon said again. The rock remain motionless and cold in his hands.
"I don't understand. It worked on Karyn. Maybe it ran out of wishes..."
Jon grumbled as he placed the stone back on his desk and turned his body facing the other way. He was alittle upset seeing as Karyn, not him, got a wish, and she didn't even mean it!
"Stupid rock." Jon mumbled as he was overcome with sleepyness.
Meanwhile, the stone was slowly calculating on how the wish would be fullfilled...
