Meanwhile, Jon was getting ready for school himself. He had decided to wish for something after he got ready for school, but now he changed his mind.
He walked back into his room and grabbed the stone. "I wish ..." he said, not realizing that the wish would be granted to his mom, instead of him, "I wish I had a foot-long dick."
When nothing happened, Jon tried again. "I wish my dick was bigger." "I wish my dick was bigger!" "I wish my cock was twice as long!"
His mother, therefore, was left with a foot long dick. But at least the other wishes didn't affect her since wishes still couldn't be reversed. After a wish for a foot-long dick, other wishes could not lengthen it further--since if they did it would no longer be a foot long, contradicting the first wish.
