Jon and Karyn quickly went downstairs to find out how Jon's family were. As they entered the living room, Jon was almost choked with shock. Mikey appeared to be normal, and was watching television. However, Jon saw his father massaging his smallish breasts and moaning, a hard-on visible. Meanwhile, Zoe, Athena, Linda, and Sally were forming a circle of something that looked like blood on the floor and reading from a spell book. Everyone was acting like this was normal. Sally looked up at Jon and said, "Fuck off, pussy."
Jon and Karyn quickly retreated to Jon's room and sat down to consider what to do. After some discussion, Jon carefully made his wishes.
"I wish that anyone in the house I am in named Sally was a goth because it was a phase she was going through and would grow out of and return to how she was within a week."
"I wish that anyone in this house named Mark would treat his breast like a woman would, and would only rub them in private."
Jon paused. "What about your mom?" Karyn asked.
"You saw her," Jon replied, "she's got tattoos and piercings all over. That's not going to just go away." After some consideration, Jon made one more wish. "I wish that anyone in the house I am in named Linda went through a gothic stage before she met her husband. I wish that she got her tattoos and piercings then. I wish that she still enjoys gothic things, but pursues them as a hobby now rather than as a lifestyle, and that she is otherwise like she was before she was made a goth."
The stone flashed, as Jon's family was adjusted. Karyn looked at Jon and smiled. "Well," she said, "now that that's done, what should we do?"
