Peggy-Sue took the rock from her younger colleague and said, "I know what to wish for. I wish I had the figure of a woman your age!"
The stone flashed, much to the girls' surprise.
"It did something!" Kitty gasped. "It glowed!"
"You might have been jealous of my bust Kitty, but it's nothing compared to your butt and thighs. You're at least five years younger than me, I know it sounds dumb but looking at you makes me feel so fat."
"But you're beautiful!"
"Thanks hon, but I'm not a spring chicken like you anymore, and it's really starting to show. Thank God for soft-focus lenses and special lighting!"
"Did it work?" Kitty blurted out from the edge of her seat. "Is there anything happening? I can't tell from here because of your robe..."
"I'm not sure," Peggy-Sue muttered. Her hands darted inside her bathrobe to explore. "Oh my God! I feel thinner! I really do!"
Peggy let slip her robe to display just the kind of tight, flat abdomen she'd not owned for years.
"Oh wow, you can really tell the difference!" Kitty beamed.
"Not as much as you, with that new rack of yours!" Peggy laughed. "You have a magic wishing rock! Amazing! You could do anything with that!"
Peggy-Sue handed the small stone back to her younger co-star.
"What are you going to wish for next?" she asked eagerly.
"Well," Kitty began...
