Quietly, so his jock friends wouldn't hear, Jon said, "I wish I was Karyn's boyfriend, and we were in a sexually-active relationship."
The stone flashed, and Jon looked around. Success, it looked like none of the other dozen or so jocks in the locker room had heard him make a wish. Jon might have felt a little guilty, if he wasn't so excited about meeting Karyn again later to experience the results!