"Karyn, where did these five hundred sexy naked erect guys come from? And where are your clothes?" Karyn's mother demanded.
"Gosh, they musta just followed me home, ma," Karyn explained. "And as for my clothes, wow, I, uh, just musta forgot 'em somehow. I guess I was busy."
"I'll bet you were busy," Karyn's mother mumbled as she scanned the hoard of naked guys. "Aren't you embarrassed though? And how'd you get slimmed down, toned up, and tanned all over like that in one day?"
"It's a treatment I discovered," Karyn stated vaguely.
"Can I try it?" Karyn's mom begged, then the other neighborhood women blocked any further communications with cries of, "Me too! Me too! Me too!"
"All right! All right!" Karyn replied, raising her arms to embrace the crowd. Then, much more quietly, she whispered, "I wish everyone on this block would instantly be at their best weight, with their best possible muscle tone and fitness, with perfect all-over tans, and that they'd look no more than twenty-five years old, and that they'd be no more inhibited or embarrassed than I am. There, I think that's everything for now."
Actually, Karyn meant to affect only those women who'd come outside to gawk at the five hundred naked guys. Unfortunately, that's not what she stated in her wish. Within seconds every man, woman, and child on her block sensed a change, stepped outside, undressed to check themselves out, and then decided there was no point in getting dressed again.
The police showed up with two SUV's full of SWAT officers and a flat bed truck full of blankets. Unfortunately, the instant their feet touched the ground they were bending, flexing, undressing and admiring themselves just like everybody else.
News teams from three different TV channels experienced the same fate, as did the fire department.
By the time the TV crews had calmed down at least a dozen newly-naked perfectly shaped and tanned teen age girls had joined Karyn on her front porch. For a while they waved at the TV cameras, then the girl from next door turned toward Karyn and asked, "So what's with all these sexy naked guys? You gonna share or what?"
"Yeah, you gonna share?" asked Karyn's mom, and then the crowd took up the call. Over and over they chanted the same question:
"Karyn, Karyn, you gonna share?"
