"Oh, for goodness sake," Jon complained when a pile of clothes appeared at his feet. They were the very same clothes he'd been wearing when he first arrived at the beach. The instant he stepped into his pants, though, his body changed to that of a four-year old! There was no way he could walk -- or even stand up -- in those pants! Then, when he stapped out of them, he returned to normal size.
Next Jon tried his swimsuit. This time he grew huge, like the incredible hulk: so huge that he instantly ripped the suit to shreds.
"Let me guess," Jon wondered aloud. "If I try to put on regular pants, I shrink. But if I then tried to put on some little kids' pants, I'd burst out of them."
"I don't know for sure but I suspect you're right," Karyn replied. "This shouldn't bother you though, right? You're the one who wanted to run around naked. I'm not comfortable like this, you know"
"Well gosh, Karyn; you didn't leave an out when you made this wish. I'm stuck naked for life!"
"Maybe not," Karyn suggested. "Maybe you can wear things that aren't clothes."
"Like what? A barrel? A garbage bag? I don't think so. And anyway, putting those things on might qualify them as clothes. Now, give me the stone."
"I don't think so," Karyn replied.
