"You what?" said Karyn.
"I gave Mike from the football team a pussy, and I'm going to the dance with him."
"That's preposterous! How can you do such a thing! Changing someone's body... and controlling him to change his sexual orientation... and I never knew you swung that way anyway!"
"Calm down, Karyn, it's just a wish. And I didn't control him."
"You didn't?"
"No. The way this wish worked, the reality change was just a couple of seconds ago when something zapped him. So I didn't give him a fake history longer than a couple of seconds. Which means he doesn't have a fake history of being gay. He was really gay already! Besides, the way he was talking, Danny Bryson was going to be so jealous of him for going out with me... and if you read between the lines, that means they were both gay, and they both liked me."
"And you, Jon? You like that sort of thing?"
"I don't know. The wish was just a whim, but once I made the wish, it was guaranteed to come true, so he was going to be my girlfriend. I was forced to ask him. But I feel funny about the whole thing."
"Well, maybe you should..."
