"Hey, sweetie," came the voice of his dad (Roger), from the kitchen. Jon walked in there and saw his father, looking thinner than usual, his hair short, but styled, and wearing what looked like a blouse and tight pants. He was wearing make-up and jewelry, and the apron that Jon's mom (Linda) usually wore when she was cooking. Now it was his dad who was cooking. "Try not to have any snacks, okay, honey?" he said to Jon. "Dinner will be ready soon."
"Okay, Dad," Jon said, nodding.
"Oh my. What are you wearing?" Roger asked, staring at Jon.
"I guess you noticed that I bought some ..." Jon started.
"Jon, I don't think you should wear something so, revealing. You might give girls the wrong idea."
"Dad, you worry too much. It's just new underwear." Jon realized that his dad's reaction to his underwear (which made his bulge more prominent) was similar to how, in the old reality, a mother would chastise her daughter for wearing a too-revealing top, showing too much of her breasts.
"Believe me. To girls, it's much more than just new underwear. You have to be careful, honey."
"Don't worry, Dad. It's okay," Jon said, then headed out of the kitchen and towards the stairs. He wondered what the rest of his family was like now.
