I weighted and rolled the stone around in my hand trying not think what was in my sweater or (what NOT was) in my pants. I liked boobs but the more I realized I could actually feel them attached to my torso and constrained my a bra the more weirded out I was by the entire situation.
We were interrupted by a high-pitched laugh.
Sarah McMillan, head cheerleader and class-A bitch, was wandering across the yard followed by her usual entourage of drooling, overmuscled football players and other assorted testosterone-fueled flunkies.
I remembered Karyn was unimpressed the first time it happened. I tried acting the same. "Can you explain to me why men are so shallow? Everyone knows that McMillan is a total bitch and yet, because she has blond hair and big tits, every guy in the school spends half his life dribbling down her cleavage."
"Not every guy," my body noted and I knew he meant it. Of course Sarah wasn't bad to look at but I'd never associate myself with someone with such a untrustworthy character.
I thought I remembered she complained then about McMillan attracting all the attention or something so I responded as Karyn "Okay, most guys. There's only one of her; why can't she just pick one and let the rest of us have a go?" I sighed.
Jon grinned. "Got your eye on anyone in particular?" he asked, definitely trying to sound nonchalant.
Ok, I remembered it was then that she complained and made her accidental wish.
"Fuck" I realized in my mind "I have to make my wish seem accidental as well or I'd totally change the history too much."
Hmmm.. How to word it so it makes karyn's boobs bigger but still sounds accidental? Maybe just exaggerate teh sigh? yeah, that sounded good.
I put my complaining-face on. "No. It is just a general feeling. God, I wish I had EXCESSIVELY long blond hair and BIG ENOUGH SO THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HIDE THEM and maybe then I'd get some of the attention."
I looked at Jon and he looked at me both with surprised expressions because things dawned on us at teh same time. It dawned on him I just made an 'accidental' wish. And it dawned on me that I should have probably delayed my wish slighlty because now I was left with their consequences still for like the next 7 minutes?
But then I culdn't really think if my time estimate was true or not because I felt tightness in my chest. FUUUCK
