"I wish Karyn would come over, and that she would want to talk about her new breasts."
A few seconds later, Jon heard the doorbell ring. He ran downstairs and got there just as his mom was opening the door to let Karyn in.
"Hi, Mrs. Gibson. Do you mind if I visit Jon for a while?"
"Of course not, Karyn," said Jon's mother. As the two teens ran up the stairs toward Jon's room, she called up, "Dinner's in an hour!"
"Jon, this is awful!" Karyn said in a harsh whisper after they were safely in Jon's room. "My new boobs are full of milk!"
"What do you mean?" asked Jon, feigning ignorance. "I thought that only started happening once you, you know "
"It doesn't! And I haven't! Or at least, I hadn't as of this morning. I think when I wished for breasts like Sarah's, the stone included the milk part."
"Heh. Sarah always was a slut."
"Jon, what am I supposed to do now? These things are really uncomfortable," she said, hefting up her boobs under her baggy sweater.
