The pounding continued, and Jon was just about to yell again when the door suddenly burst open revealing Jon's sister Zoey, her face one of pure terror. "Jon! You have to help me! Some freak chased me all the way home and he is trying to get into the house!" Jon hugged his sister as she dove into his arms. Jon was at a loss for words, he had never seen his sister like this, let alone her wanting to hug him for any reason. He was starting to worry about his wish for super villains if they were going to drive people to this level of panic.
A loud crashing sound brought him out of his inward thoughts. "Oh my god! He is in the house!" Zoey squeaked, squeezing Jon tighter. Jon looked down the hall at the stairs as a figure began to ascend them. Expecting to see a grizzly beast or some kind of psycho rapist, Jon was quite surprised and had to stop from laughing out loud at what he saw. It was a guy that looked like a cross between a pimp and a farmer or something. He wore big brightly colored pimp hat, large dark sunglasses, a flannel shirt, denim overalls, and clunky work boots. In his hands he held a lasso in one hand and a plain looking pimp cane in the others. He looked to be pretty fit and by a quick glance down, was pretty exited. He looked right at Jon and Zoey and grinned, his several gold teeth practically shined even in the hallway's limited light.
"Now now little girl," he said with the bizarrest speech pattern that sounded like a New Yorker doing a southern accent. "I enjoy a chase just as much as anyone, but Farmer Pimp wants to get down to business and then some more fun." he grinned again, starting to head down the hall toward his chosen victim.
Jon was starting to get curious of what this guy could do. He turned Zoey around toward the advancing super villain. "Zoey, quick get run to my room, I will handle this!" and with a mighty shove, he sent her down the hall toward his room and putting her within arm's reach of the Farmer Pimp, which he took advantage of by quickly looping the rope he held around her arms and body. "Jon you idiot!" Zoey yelled, both terrified and angry at her brother.
"Well thank ya kindly young feller." the pimpish farmer said with a grin. Then turning his attention back to Zoey, he grinned even bigger. "Now then, what shall I do with you? Using my magical pimp cane I could turn you into all kinds of sexy farm critters, like a chicken with extra large breast and thigh parts, or make you a real life cowgirl with extra nice udders, upper and lower, or I could you be a nice plump sow ready to root around in the mud . and other things,
