"I wish there would suddenly be a worldwide transformation called the Great Switch, where 90% of the world's male population suddenly transforms to their female equivalent, with no mental changes. I wish I could return everything to the way it was just before my last wish by clapping my hands four times in a row, except with my memory of the experience"
Oh yeah, Jon thought. This was going to be awesome! With women outnumbering men so much, some would be lesbians, and the rest would be forced to compete fiercely for the few men that remained. Polygamy might even gain popularity! The best part was, he could undo his wish at any time he wants.
He didn't have too much time to feel proud of himself though, because out of nowhere, he felt an alien feeling of pleasure attack all his nerves. He leapt off the toilet involuntarily, landing on his hands and knees, and realized with horror that he hadn't specified that he would remain male. He was about to become a victim of his own wish!
