Jon waited eagrely by the door. It was 11:58 AM, almost noon. He paced back and forth, soon his new girl would arrive.
The doorbell rang and he swung the door open to greet her, and was taken aback when the person standing before him in the white flowing dress wasn't a woman but a MAN. A strangely attractive man.
Jon wondered what happened but then it dawned on him. The stone must have trouble with words that sound alike with different meanings. He got a MALE order bride.
