(start of episode borrowed from Dude22)
Jon lost consciousness as he was slowly absorbed into Sarah's bloodstream. When he came to, he still couldn't move but could only feel his face. It was covered by a cloth, and his mouth was wet, but it tasted different from Sarah's pussy. Jon could feel droplets form in his mouth, which then dribbled down his chin. The drops had a salty taste and there was a weird smell in the air. He tasted deodorant.
Jon realized he was Sarah's armpit, and she was going through a heavy workout. Jon was drooling her sweat and tasting her deodorant and sweaty shirt.
For what seemed like hours, Sarah's arm brushed back and forth across his face while he kept drooling sweat. Finally, Sarah took off her shirt and Jon could see again. She walked to the shower, but Jon's view was almost always blocked by Sarah's arm.
She turned on the shower, and the next thing Jon knew, he was being scrubbed and washed by her hand, which seemed enormous. He tasted soapy water, then towel as Sarah dried off, then a pit stick was shoved into his mouth and rolled all over. Then he tasted perfume.
By the way Sarah treated herself, it became apparent to Jon that she was unaware he was a part of her. Most likely, she thought he had flushed him away as piss.
As time passed, Jon's mind slowly started to cloud over. How could it, he thought? But he realized that he never wished he would keep his mind. It seems that he usually did, but there were circumstances where... circumstances where.... He couldn't think.
He came to as himself. He was sitting on the floor in Sarah's room, half-naked in only his underwear.
"There you are," said Sarah. "I was wondering what was up. When I pissed you out I figured that I'd piss out the same amount of water that I drank, but not the exact same water. So I pissed out part of you and sent that back, while what was left of you was in all sorts of places--blood, sweat, vapor, whatever. I guess I can change you even if you're mixed into other things--I didn't know that!"
Well, that explained it, or so Jon guessed. If he was an object, he kept his mind. But if he was a vague cloud of, well, sweat in one place, vapor in another, saliva and blood and body fluids, he didn't have consciousness.
And from what Sarah was saying, the part of Jon that Sarah pissed out, she changed back to Jon and sent home. The rest of him was all over the place and she just changed that back into Jon too. Was he in two places at once? He didn't feel like he was in two places at once.
"Well," said Sarah, "it's been fun, but other people must want to use you. Better send you home." Jon felt himself shrink down and could only see upwards, as if he was right on the floor. Sarah picked him up and put him in her pocket.
Jon felt himself moving around a lot, jiggling against Sarah's hip, when she took him out and held him. He could see a narrow slit approaching, but not part of a body--it was a keyhole! He had been turned into a key. Sarah opened the door, and from his vantage point in her hand he could see that he was being carried through his own house. Sarah tossed him onto his bed and left. His body expanded and he turned back into Jon.
He got up, and went to the bathroom to take a shower, to get rid of everything from armpit smell to hand sweat to pocket lint. There was still condensation on the mirror and the shower curtain was wet--someone had used the shower just before him. Jon took his shower and cleaned off, but just as he could leave the restroom, Zoe spotted him.
"Oh, hi, Jon," she said. "I thought I already was using you." She pointed to her chest and pulled her shirt down for a second. "I just turned you into my bra. I don't get it. Oh well, I need some money." Jon again shrank, and fluttered to the ground, his image in the fogged-up mirror showing a green piece of paper. "Easiest fifty bucks I ever made," said Zoe. She was going to spend him! Even when he changed back she'd still have the change from her purchase, and the store would be out fifty dollars--what a sneaky thing to do.
Jon felt himself snug against Zoe's breasts. She was no Sarah, but breasts were breasts, except he still knew this was his sister and that made it a turn-off. He could hear her talking about already using Jon, and when Zoe briefly pulled her shirt down he could see what looked like himself standing there, until Zoe changed him into money. He had guessed that Sarah wouldn't piss out all of him in a lump, but parts of him would be all over the place. Could Sarah have pissed out half of him, turned that half back, and still been able to keep turning the other half into objects?
