Jon thought for a moment, and had an idea. He had always wanted to get close to Britney Spears. He had a crush on her for so many years, and now he had a chance to get real close. But how could he get close? Who would she be closest too? And then he had an idea, of how some stuntmen and doubles for actresses were men, and they would not only have a permanent career with those actresses but they would be very close to them as well.
"I wish that until I wish otherwise, My life would change as if I had become Britney Spears' body double when she first appeared on the Mickey Mouse Club show when she was eleven, and I have been employed as such ever since."
His eyes were forced closed by a brightness that came from the rock in his hand. When he opened them again he felt a tad disoriented and stumbled back as he saw a large mirror that a teenage girl might use to put on her makeup, where his desk used to be. But the image in that mirror surprised him the most.
He now realised that there was an unfortunate consequence to his wish. Apparently he was a little more fit to be her body double than he had expected.