"You're going to become a Giraffe Girl."
"What does that mean?" asked Sarah.
"It means that we are going to give you an extremely long neck," said the nurse, handing Sarah a folder detailing the proceedure. "Exactly how long is up to you, but most people go for something between six and eight feet. Some people do go for longer. The record for this clinic is 32 feet."
Sarah read the contents of the folder. There were pictures of various women who had gotten the transformation, with necks of varying lengths. Apparently the longest neck on record was 55 feet. Sarah couldn't tell if there was a maximum neck length at all. "How am I supposed to eat?" asked Sarah. "Or brush my hair?"
"You're neck will be extremely flexible," said the nurse. "You'll be able to move it around like a snake. If you want, you could even tie your neck into knots or give yourself oral sex." Seeing Sarah's expression, the nurse continued. "Don't worry. Everyone who has had this transformation has loved it. We've had women choose to undergo this transformation voluntarily. The last girl who got this transformation came in on her own. She's the second picture there, the one with the 18 foot neck." Sarah looked at the picture: it showed an Asian girl who had bent her extremely long neck so that her head was down near her waist. She was waving at the camera and had a grin on her face.
"We're going to start by giving you the transformation proceedure," the nurse continued. "Once that is complete, we'll give you Hypnotron lessions so that you learn how to take care of your new body. You can finish reading about the proceedure in the folder there. I'll leave you alone to decide how long you want your neck to be. There's a from in back that you can fill out when you're ready." The nurse then said good night and left Sarah alone with her folder, contemplating her future.
