(I borrowed the beginning from Amarantha)
"Don't try to distract me, you pervert. I'm not your--" she started, but was interrupted by a familiar, cheery voice coming from the doorway.
"It looks like my two new body buddies are fast friends!" the nurse exclaimed, smiling. "Or if they're not, they probably should be," she said, fixing the girl Jon's head was now attached to with a sudden stern gaze.
"I don't have to like him. I don't want a boy watching me as I shower and dress every day, and I don't want a boy tagging along on all my dates. Oh, I'm not even going to be able to date anymore, who's going to want to go out with a girl with a boy's head attached to her?" the girl moaned, sighing dramatically.
"You're going to be together for the rest of your lives, dear, so you'd better get used to it," the nurse said with a placating smile. "Why don't you tell him your name like he asked?"
"I don't know why don't you jump out the window" The girl said
"Jasmine you where punished for almost killing a boy who flipped your skirt up. He's still in the ICU and wont be able to walk ever again, if you hurt Jon here you'll be hurting yourself, so If you don't like it be thankful that you weren't sent to jail" The nurse said in her ever cheery tone.
"And what could I have possibly done to lose five years, a foot of height, my gender and be attached to a monster like this?" Jon asked angrily
"Did you forget or something you tripped and knocked Sam McMillan the head of the transformation board down"
