Bizarre Punishment

"I wish that, until I wish otherwise, I was being punished for something I did by being forcibly transformed into a strange and bizarre new form. People would view my new form as strange and unusual and know that I was being punished for somthing, but would otherwise not treat me much differently than they did earlier. Also, my treatments would begin tomorrow and take two weeks to complete and cause a minimum of physical discomfort and emotional embarassment." The stone flashed, telling Jon that his wish had been granted. He wondered what punishment the stone would select him to undergo.