Down the aisle the groom strolled, looking as radiant as he ever could in his wedding dress. Jon was shocked to see who it was, Leonard Drullers, his fat nerdy classmate! His face looked better than it usually did, as his make-up helped to cover up his acne. And his man boobs, which everyone made fun of at school, now filled out his wedding dress nicely. He smiled up at his bride, Sarah, who stood in her tux at the front of the church.
Jon wondered how Leonard and Sarah had gotten together, let alone why everyone was in the wrong clothing. After all, he'd only wished that he'd be a bridesmaid.
Soon Leonard and Sarah stood side-by-side at the altar, both smiling and sharing glances with each other. A woman wearing a suit and tie stepped up and began the ceremony. (Jon recognized her as the Pastor McGill's wife.) The ceremony went on as normal, but when it came to the part about whether anyone objected to this union, a voice came from the crowd.
"I do!"
The crowd gasped and turned to see who it was. It was Biff Meadows, Sarah's ex-boyfriend, dressed in a flower print dress and a dark blue sweater jacket. The room was silent as everyone waited to see what would happen next...
