It took longer than usual to walk home due to the lingering pain in my groin, but I finally made it there safely with no other incidents. It was the middle of the day, so nobody else was home to to see my limping in with wet pants.
I quickly went up to my room. The first thing I did when I got there was change into dry underwear and pants. Then I grabbed the stone and thought about the wishes I wanted to make.
I decided the highest priority to get my body back to normal again. Having my pee exit from behind my balls was really weird and really inconvenient. "I wish that my urethra exited from the end of my penis like most normal males." I said. I had to take down the pants that I just pulled on to check on the outcome of the wish. My penis looked right, there appeared to be a slit at the end of my penis like there always had been before. Just to be safe, the next time I peed I was going to sit down in case the wish hadn't worked like I wanted.
The with the most important thing out of the way, it was time to figure out how to punish Biff and Steve for making fun of and assaulting me in the hallway. As I was thinking about how to punish them, I spotted the bottle of penis growth pills that I had wished up earlier. That, and something that Biff had said in the bathroom gave me an idea. "I wish that Biff had a bottle of pills that he thought were muscle growth pills but actually were penis shrinking pills. Each pill that is swallowed will reduce the size of that person's penis by an inch. I wish that Biff will not notice the change in his penis size at first and will not associate any shrinkage he does notice with the pills until his penis is less than two inches long." That should show the bastard. He was so proud of his large penis, lets see what he thinks about it when he is hung like a kindergartner.
It took me a while to come up with what I thought might be an appropriate punishment for Steve. "If he thinks it's fun to call people babies, let see how he likes being turned into a baby. I wish that for the next week anytime Steve attacks or hurts anyone that he will become one year younger. I wish that if Steve is less than a year and he attacks or hurts someone, that he was regress to an embryo and be transported back into his mother's womb."
With my immediate problems out of the way and both of my bullies set to be punished, I figured it would be a good idea to get back to school. "I wish that I was in the cafeteria at school and that lunch had just started."
