Karin let out a very awkwardly dubbed in sigh as she stretched her black-and-white legs on the couch. Ever since moving to America, only Jon hadn't laughed at her. She was a very clumsy person and didn't understand too many American cutsoms yet, but every custom she did understand came out poorly dubbed anyway.
"If only one understood the nature of we black and white peoples!" She sadly exclaimed to no one in particular.
Suddenly her black and white portable phone rang off its hook.
"Oh dearest, whoever could have learned of my phone number in this strange foreign country of America?" Karyn dejectedly sighed.
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE [BEEP]
HELLO KARIN KIMURA, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO TAKE PART IN OUR NEW APP! JUST DIAL IN A NUMBER AND SAY A TARGET AND BEHOLD AT THE CHANGES!
0 - MONSTER TRANSFORMATION
1 - IDENTITY REALITY DRIFT (RANDOM)
2 - DUPLICATION OF TARGET
3 - MERGING OF MULTIPLE TARGETS
4 - RE-AGING OF TARGET
5 - BODY MIX UP
6 - MEDIA MERGER
7 - RANDOM CHANGE
8 - COMPLICATED REALITY CONTORTION
9 - DO NOT PRESS 9
What did Karin do next?
