"Not everything," explained Karyn. "I bet that if you're really guys you didn't really go shopping with me in Victoria's Secret the other day."
"Well, no," said Jon(nie), "but I think I can guess that there are a bunch of new shopping trips, gynecologist visits, and such in history. I know that there has to be. When we were straight girls we ran across all of that. I just want to figure out if there's anything really big. Like finding that suddenly my Dad has disowned me because I'm gay."
"Hmm," said Karyn. "Not that I know of. What I don't get was, first of all, why you don't just ask the stone, and second, why you just went and decided to be a girl in the first place."
"Oh, that's my fault," said Jonnie. "I got tired of Jon always being a guy so I asked him to turn into a girl for a while. He was sweet enough to do it. And as for the other part..."
"As for the other part, I admit it," said Jon. "We don't really need to ask you." Jonnie nodded as Jon continued. "It's just that you're really the only other person in the whole world we can talk with if something did change. And hiding secrets gets to be a chore. I mean, yeah, we could wish that hiding secrets doesn't bother us."
Karyn giggled. "That's silly. You know what I'd advise? Maybe it's not right since I'm used to you being girls anyway, but I'd say to forget about expecting something special to happen just because you're girls. At least unless you want to constantly dwell on how amazing it is that you're going to Victoria's Secret and being called 'Ms'. Now, let's get back to math. Maybe you can wish up some snacks...."