Multiple Perversions

Jon paused. He wanted to make some change to society, something perverted. But why limit himself to just one perversion? Why not have two, three or even more perversions? As long as he included an "out" clause or other way of reversing the wish, he could have as many perversions as he wanted without causing lasting harm. But what perversions would he wish for? What would make the best or most interesting combinations? Jon thought for a few minutes and came up with an answer. He began wishing again.