Jon stood on the sidewalk, hand on hip, and appraised the situation. Sarah McMillan stood quivering before him, fearing that he was her, and that she was in trouble. He didn't quite understand the details, but she believed herself to be some sort of robot... or something...
He shook his head. This wasn't as fun as he wanted. With the kind of power he held, the sky was the limit.
"I'm Biff Meadows... I'm Biff Meadows..." he muttered to himself, changing his stance to be much stronger.
A brief look of confusion crossed Sarah's face, which was replace by a look of affection.
"Biffy!" she squealed, "You snuck up on me, you devil!" She threw her arms around Jon's neck and gave him an affectionate kiss on the lips, which he returned gladly. He put his arms behind her back, sliding them down to her ass, amazed at what he was doing. Not only was he just kissed by the girl who everyone wanted, but now he was feeling her butt! Life was good.
Before he could go any further with her, though...