Madison walked over and helped Jon up. "Wow, Jon," she said to him as she pulled him up. "For what it counts, you look great."
Jon didn't say anything. He just hung his head, and started the walk home. As soon as everyone was out of sight, he went for the stone again.
"I wish I knew why my wish to win hadn't worked."
Jon smacked his forehead. He didn't wish to win. He'd only wished for the ability to do so. If he'd wished to win, it wouldn't have been granted anyway, as that would reverse the 30 day portion of his first wish. He wished he'd wear Madison's clothes for 30 days, so he darn well would. Only the stone would alter that 30 day limit.
So Jon, trying to come to terms with his new identity as a shemale skater, spent most of his walk home trying not to think about how his bra fit now and how he jiggled so much as he walked.