Swap with the Wrong Neighbor

"....to live the life of my next door neighbor."Jon planned to swap bodies with Mr.Russo when he made the wish.He had a crush on his petite blonde wife Linda.The rock exchanged his body with Mrs.Russo's because she was closest to him and he hadn't specified which neighbor.Jon found himself in the Russo's back yard.The were having a party.Rock music was playing.He was dressed in a red bikini which showed off his large breasts.John Russo was barbecuing some hotdogs and hamburgers.Jon got scared. He was now married to a tall, muscular guy!Some of the Russo's friends were in their swimming pool.Jon needed to calm down so he lit up a cigarette.He knew Linda was a smoker so he thought it might help.It did.Jon needed to get the stone back.He went over to his house.He was going to just walk in when he realized he wasn't himself.It was the D cups and long blonde hair.He rang the bell.His mom answered.He turned red when he realized he was smoking infront of her."Oh hi Linda."she said."Hi mom I mean Jane.Can I speak to Linda err Jon please."