I never really considered any kind of magic plausible to exist. Nevertheless this rock... It gave him the chance to live out some of his weirdest dreams...
You see, I had fantasized about a lot of things. They were very specific things, and also the ones that other people probably wouldn't understand. They were sexual fantasies... And this rock was a perfect excuse for me to finally speak my mind out..
Since I only entered puberty I was always fascinated with female pregnancy. A big round pregnant belly - the greatest sign of fertility there was - together with accompanying swollen breasts leaking with milk... Those were my biggest turn-ons. This, and strangely, the thought of how uncomfortable being pregnant must have been for women were the things that turned me on the most... And I wanted much more of that.
I took held the rock firmly and proceeded to speak.
"I wish the world from now on followed the description I say between now and finishing with the codeword... potato." That would do it. I wanted to avoid making many wishes in case there was some limit to the stone. I just made sure I only use one wish to make my dream come true.
"Human pregnancy lasts 9 years instead of 9 months." I begun. "The way it develops is also different - the first couple of hours after the conception a female gets to the size of a 9-month pregnant woman in the old reality. Then over the next 9 years her belly slowly doubles or triples in size until she gives a birth to a child which looks like an old-reality's 3 year old. Twin and triplet pregnancies are norm as this helps with keeping the population levels stable. Also, unless a pregnant female is fucked daily she will miscarry."
I was really proud of that last sentence. I just made sure that no pregnancy will be an excuse for celibacy. On quite contrary...
"All men developed to have virtually unlimited sexual stamina and insatiable libido. Because of that the daily fuckings usually finishes when a female falls from exhaustion. Fucking someone unconscious is not unheard of."
"Because it's nearly impossible for ever-pregnant women to take care of themselves human societies evolved to work slightly differently. Females are now owned by males like pets in a way that men have to care and provide for them but in return women are deprived of any decisive rights and are expected to do whatever men want of them. The vast majority of females hates their predicament but are unable to do anything about it. 85% of all the children born should be female so that every man can own between 5 and 7 women."
"To ensure stable population levels all men are required by law to keep all their females pregnant at all times (save for the week after they gave birth). Also because women are treated like pets men found a way of having different 'breeds' of them - all equally human but with drastically different physical traits."
That was it. My wonderful sick fantasy.
"Potato." I said and I watched as the rock slowly starts to glow in my grasp.
