Jon decided that being able to grope girls' ever-expanding asses wasn't enough; he wanted to be able to maul their tits, too.
"Further, I wish that grabbing girls' breasts and tweaking their nipples was not considered offensive, as not only is it considered a social norm but that every time it happens the girl's breasts shall grow half a cup size and her back strength will increase to allow her to support her new assets."
Jon couldn't wait to see what was considered normal for breast and butt sizes in this new reality.
