"I wish that, until I wish otherwise, that all women were ditzy, airheaded bimbos. They would have gorgeous bodies and big breasts. They would be boy crazy, obsessed with fashion and compulsive gossips. Finally, they would still be able to have the same jobs and interests as before, but would compulsively act like bimbo versions of whatever they were."
Jon smiled, imagining bimbo lawyers, bimbo nurses, bimbo teachers and bimbo atheletes.