Athena couldn't think of a perfect transformation to give everyone, so she decided on....everything! Athena could think of no better transformation than all transformations. So she decided to unleash all the perversions that the internet contained upon the world. After all, the internet was written by humanity, why not give humanity what it really wants, right? Athena then went to the mall to be sure to have lots to see when she finally made her big wish.
Athena went to the Orange Julius and got a medium original and then sat in the back corner of the food court and watched all the people go about their business completely unaware of what was about to happen. Athena thought long and hard about how she wanted to word her wish so that everyone got a random transformation, but that communicable things like viruses or vampireism didn't spread like wildfire. This was supposed to be kinky, not an apocalypse! Of course, while she was sipping her smoothie and thinking about how to change humanity without destroying it Athena saw a few kids were at the mall too, and decided that it would be wrong to affect them when she wished, at LEAST until they were older. She was perverted after all, not evil. When the orange frothy smoothy was nearly done, she decided it was finally time. Athena held the stone and said, "I wish that I had the ability to return to this point in time anytime I say the word Fiddlesticks. I wish that if I ever die I would instantly return fully alive to this moment in time in my current form."
"There", Athena mumbled quietly to herself, "That should give me an out if things go too far south, OR if I find a transformation I really like and want to give to everyone after all."
Athena then took a deep breath and said aloud, "I wish that everyone at or over the age of 18 would receive a random transformation from transformation fetish internet stories, photo morphs, drawings or any other transformation themed media contained on the internet, but that any viruses or other communicable transformations would not spread from person to person. I wish that everyone that is alive today younger than 18 upon turning 18 years old would receive the effects of my last wish."
The stone glowed, and Athena looked up to watch all the dark corners of the internet come out into the light.
