"I feel so weird," said Jon.
"Come on, Jon," said Pete. "There's nothing wrong. Gays are more accepted nowadays than they used to be."
Jon pulled away from Pete, a little reluctantly, and explained. "Pete, for me it isn't really gay... in my memories, when one person has a pussy and the other is a guy, it isn't gay."
"I'm confused," said Pete. "Two guys having sex have to be gay. That's what the word means."
"I think we're lesbians. Sort of," said Jon. "I'm confused too. Look, I want to try something so we're not both the same."
Jon got his stone out and said "I wish the condition that ended my earlier wish was saying 'end wish' while crossing my fingers." Jon said the words and crossed his fingers... and suddenly Pete and Jon both had penises again. And girls had pussies.
"Huh?" said Pete.
"Wait, I'm not finished," said Jon. "I wish that one of us two--either me or Pete--has a pussy, that we're going to have sex, and that Pete and everyone else outside this room thinks the situation is normal.
All confusion left Pete's face since he thought it was normal that a pussy was part of....
