Relieved that he was back to normal, Jon walked through the halls and toward his front door, checking every photo he passed for any abnormalities. Apart from Matt, everyone looked the same. Jon stepped out, then dodged ... "Mikey!?" His youngest brother was wearing ... a skirt!? Jon turned around and went back into his house. "What are you wearing that for!?"
"Wearing what!?" shouted Mikey.
He doesn't even notice, thought Jon. "A skirt!"
"What's wrong with it!?"
"Uh ... nothing. Never mind." Jon remembered the words of his wish: "I wish that all men and women affected by my previous wish to change gender would change back except for Matt." Jon had gone through puberty, so he counted as a "man" ... but Mikey didn't.
Jon could fix Mikey with a wish, but he decided to explore this compromise world for a while. He opened a closet door, took out a volume of his family's encyclopedia, and looked up ...