Nothing could have prepared Jon for what he found throughout the house. The wallpaper in his room was printed with pictures of naked women, naked men, and pairs, trios, and larger groups of people having sex. His sheets were printed with oriental harem scenes. A flat panel TV screen hung from the ceiling above his pillow. On his desk was a large picture of Karyn laying naked in bed and jerking off.
Most of the pictures in his history book showed orgies and sex parties. His school newspaper had pictures of cheerleaders and football players exchanging oral sex between quarters. The school mascots were apparently a nymph and a satyr. The band performed halftime shows in lingerie and thongs, many of which were crotchless.
As Jon headed downstairs he found the stairway covered in wallpaper printed with drawings from the Kama Sutra. The daily newspaper showed a White House intern stroking herself beneath the president's desk while giving him a blow job. Another front page photo showed the president's wife screwing the opposition party chief in the capital rotunda. Critics accused a state department official of snubbing the prime minister of Borneo's request for a menage a trois involving a lady truck driver.
The knocker on the front door was a brass dick that the visitor banged against two brass vagina lips.
Zoe and Mikey were watching an educational TV program about anal sex.
Jon's mother was in the kitchen, somehow cooking dinner wearing only black stockings and a garter belt. After spotting Jon she casually asked, "So, are you and Karyn both ready for your yearbook picture tomorrow?"
